The Boy-child entertains again!

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All kids say hilarious stuff. Some moms write it in journals. I share my son’s witticisms with you. Are you lucky or WHAT??

Today, we have TWO moments of hilarity:

On the way home from soccer this evening Enter Sandman by Metallica came on the radio. I told the Boy-child that it is a classic song, and turned it up a bit. I then instructed him in the proper way to “head-bang” along with the beat…  He attempted the move for an 8-count or so, then he announced that he doesn’t like it, because it made his head hurt. I guess his future is in folk or bluegrass instead of metal and prog rock. Hope daddy’s not too disappointed… 🙂

Then, tonight as we were watching Glee on Netflix (haters, move along!) they sang You Can’t Always Get What You Want. The Boy-child said “That’s just like me.” He likes to sing, so I asked “Do you sing like that?” “No.”  He likes to dance, so I asked “Do you think you dance like that?” “No.”  Out of ideas, I asked “What part of it do you think is like you?”

“Because I can’t always get what I want.”

Preach it, son.

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About Laurie

I have too many hobbies, but have finally learned (sort of) how to focus on one at a time and stifle my desire to add more. ;) I'm a mom, a wife, a writer, an artist, a seamstress, a gardener, a backyard-chicken farmer, a fundraiser, a movie-lover, a book hoarder, a junker, a thrift-store-shopper... I also love to laugh, make people happy, and take road trips. Some of these things make it into blog posts. I'm almost 50 and I'm still able to sleep through the night. I consider that a success.

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